The Top Ten Stupid Answers To Game Show Questions by Sasha Purse (from RX 39.1)

The Top Ten Stupid Answers To Game Show Questions by Sasha Purse


1. Blasphemous – Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!”

2. Carlo of Taguig – Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!”

3. Pancho – Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?”

4. Joan C – Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga…” A: “Ninja?”

5. Potpot/Simplyme – Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?” A: “Sunog!”

6. Arcueid – Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.” A: “Willie da pooh!”

7. Raimon – Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?” A: “Hindunesia?”

8. Bonnjeru – Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?” A: “Pagong!”

9. MaudeEvans – Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.” A: “Tae!”

10. Supertanker – Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?” A: “Canadia!”

11. RC & Cess – Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red…” A: “Ribbon!”

12. Jose de Vengenge – Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “Buhok?”

13. Arcueid – Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.” A: “Tinga!”

14. LilMaui – Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?” A: “Pag balita?”

15. Katherine – Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?” A: “Baby oil?”

16. RC & Cess – Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?” A: “Sweetserland?”

17. RC & Cess – Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?” A: “Godzilla?”

18. LilRedShiningNips – Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?” A: “Itlog ng tao!”

19. Jose de Vengenge – Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?” A: “Sadista?”

20. Ned – Q: “Blank is the best policy.” A: “Ice tea?”

21. Boc – Q: “Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?” A: “Yung tangkay?”

22. Espeks – Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?” A: “Sa likod!”

23. No Angel – Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.” A: “Tiger?”

24. No name – Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?” A: “Saging!”

25. No name – Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?” A: “Baliw!”

26. Kayee – Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?” A: “Kamag-anak!”

27. Kid Bukid – Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?” A: “Sa motel?”

28. His Cuteness – Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?” A: “Cold water!”

29. Katuray – Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”

30. Loipogi – Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.” A: “Operadang bakla?”

31. litzkrieg – Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?” A: “Madami!”

32. Adakrab 14 – Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?” A: “Abnormal!”

Blonde Logic

Some funny blonde jokes. Gotta love ‘em blondies!

> > > Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
> >talking……..
> > >And one blonde says to the other, “Which do You think is farther
> > >away……….Florida or the moon?”
> > > The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can You see
> > >Florida…?????”
> > >
> > >
> > > CAR TROUBLE
> > >
> > > A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
>Mechanic
> >it
> > >died.
> > > After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
> > >She Says,
> > >
> > > “What’s the story?”
> > > He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
> > > She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
> > >
> > >
> > > SPEEDING TICKET
> > >
> > > A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
> >nicely
> > >if he could see her license.
> > > She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act
>together.
> >
> > >Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect
> > >me to show it to you!”
> > >
> > >
> > > RIVER WALK
> > >
> > > There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
>sees
> > >another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How
> > >can I get to the other side?”
> > > The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
>shouts
> > >back, “You ARE on the other side.”
> > >
> > > AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE
> > >
> > > A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said
>that
> >
> > >her body hurt wherever she touched it.
> > > “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
> > > The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
>screamed,
> >
> > >then she pushed her
> > >
> > > elbow and screamed even more. She pushe d her knee and screamed;
>
> > >likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
> > >made her scream.
> > > The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
> > > “Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
> > > “I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken”
> > >
> > > KNITTING
> > >
> > > A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
>freeway.
> > > Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
>behind
> > >the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his
> > >flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
> > >turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
> > >
> > > “NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”
> > >
> > >
> > > BLONDE ON THE SUN
> > >
> > > A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
> >Russian
> > >said, “We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the
> > >first on the moon!”
> > > The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the
>sun!”
> > > The
> > >
> > > Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
>heads.
> >
> > >”You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the
> > >Russian. To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know.
> > >We’re going at night!”
> > >
> > >
> > > IN A VACUUM
> > >
> > > A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
> > >She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
> > >question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name,
> > >can you hear it?”
> > > She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > >
> > > FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
> > >
> > > A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
> >dogs,
> > >and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
> > >that one
> > >
> > > was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
> > > Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
>that?”
> > > “HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re Watch dogs!”