Blonde Logic

Some funny blonde jokes. Gotta love ‘em blondies!

> > > Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
> >talking……..
> > >And one blonde says to the other, “Which do You think is farther
> > >away……….Florida or the moon?”
> > > The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can You see
> > >Florida…?????”
> > >
> > >
> > > CAR TROUBLE
> > >
> > > A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
>Mechanic
> >it
> > >died.
> > > After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
> > >She Says,
> > >
> > > “What’s the story?”
> > > He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
> > > She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
> > >
> > >
> > > SPEEDING TICKET
> > >
> > > A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
> >nicely
> > >if he could see her license.
> > > She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act
>together.
> >
> > >Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect
> > >me to show it to you!”
> > >
> > >
> > > RIVER WALK
> > >
> > > There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
>sees
> > >another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How
> > >can I get to the other side?”
> > > The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
>shouts
> > >back, “You ARE on the other side.”
> > >
> > > AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE
> > >
> > > A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said
>that
> >
> > >her body hurt wherever she touched it.
> > > “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
> > > The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
>screamed,
> >
> > >then she pushed her
> > >
> > > elbow and screamed even more. She pushe d her knee and screamed;
>
> > >likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
> > >made her scream.
> > > The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
> > > “Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
> > > “I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken”
> > >
> > > KNITTING
> > >
> > > A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
>freeway.
> > > Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
>behind
> > >the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his
> > >flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
> > >turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
> > >
> > > “NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”
> > >
> > >
> > > BLONDE ON THE SUN
> > >
> > > A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
> >Russian
> > >said, “We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the
> > >first on the moon!”
> > > The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the
>sun!”
> > > The
> > >
> > > Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
>heads.
> >
> > >”You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the
> > >Russian. To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know.
> > >We’re going at night!”
> > >
> > >
> > > IN A VACUUM
> > >
> > > A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
> > >She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
> > >question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name,
> > >can you hear it?”
> > > She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > >
> > > FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
> > >
> > > A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
> >dogs,
> > >and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
> > >that one
> > >
> > > was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
> > > Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
>that?”
> > > “HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re Watch dogs!”