Thursday, October 8, 2009

Fact, not Fiction

'lollipop'
is the longest word typed with your right hand.
(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)


No word in the English language rhymes with

month, orange, silver, or purple.




'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.
(Are you doubting this?)



Our eyes
are always the same size from birth,

but our nose
and ears '  


never stop growing.



The sentence:

'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
uses every letter of the alphabet.
(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?




The words 'racecar,'

'kayak'
and 'level'
are the same whether they are read
left to right or right to left (palindromes).
(Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)



There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous':
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
(You're not doubting this, are you?)



There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels


in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e l o u)

TYPEWRITER
is the longest word
that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
(All you typists are going to test this out)



A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.




A goldfish
has a memory span of three seconds..
(Some days that's about what my memory span is.)



A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.




A shark
is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.



A snail
can sleep for three years.
(I know some people that could do this too.!)




Almonds are a member of the peach
family.



An ostrich's eye
is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also)




Babies
are born without kneecaps.
They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.






In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.





If the population of China
walked past you, 8 abreast,
the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.




Leonardo Da Vinci invented
the scissors





Peanuts
are one of the ingredients of dynamite!






Rubber bands
last longer when refrigerated.



The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.






The cruise liner, QE 2


moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.




The microwave
was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube

and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
(Good thing he did that.)




The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls


froze completely solid.




There are more chickens
than people in the world.




Winston Churchill


was born in a ladies' room during a dance.




Women blink
nearly twice as much as men.




Now you know more than you did before!!

Yoga and Drinking

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does !!!
 
 Savasana
Position of total relaxation.  

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Balasana

Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.  

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Setu Bandha Sarvangasana

This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

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Marjayasana

Position stimulates the midirift area and the spinal comumn.  

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Halasana

Excelent for back pain and imsomnia.  

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Dolphin

Excelent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.  

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Salambhasana

Great excersice to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

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Ananda Balasana

This position is great for masaging the hip area.

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Malasana

This position, for ankles and back muscles.

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So, lets start drinking
..............

25 Passive Aggressive Office Kitchen Notes

25 Passive Aggressive Office Kitchen Notes

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

40 Years Later: The 7 Children In 'The Sound of Music'

40 Years Later: The 7 Children In 'The Sound of Music'
 
'The Sound of Music' won the Academy Award for Best Picture in 1965 and is one of the most popular musicals ever produced.

Remember the 7 children of the Von Trapp family?



They had a reunion after 40 years
 
and all looked healthy and amazingly well... 








It wouldn't be funny if it weren't true... Julie Andrews turned 69 and to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, the actress/vocalist made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP..  One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favourite Things" from the legendary movie "The Sound Of Music."

Here are the actual lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in strings,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Cadillac's and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things..
When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things.
When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.  Please share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humour with others who would appreciate it.